there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
How external is "for external use only"?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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