I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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