i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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