How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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