Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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