he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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