all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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