how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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