If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
