stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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