i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The feeling are messing with the penis
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Text me some of your sweat
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