Im at strip club and am horny
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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