That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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