i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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