I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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