But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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