It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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