Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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