Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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