Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
His nipple licking is glorious
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