We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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