As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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