I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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