she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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