Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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