so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We're too hungover to prance.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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