It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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