Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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