My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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