look no pants
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Randomize
