their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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