Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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