The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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