fuck your aforementioned shoe
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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