I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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