do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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