its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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