it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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