lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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