I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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