So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So many bounce houses so little time
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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