In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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