Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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