Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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