Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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