even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
well most of my day revolves around power hour
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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