in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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