what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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