hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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