Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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