I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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